Because you touch yourself at night and you deserve nothing.
The Real Reason There Will Be No 2020 Baseball Season
June 24, 2020 | Comments (0) | by Rich Funk
Because you touch yourself at night and you deserve nothing.
A Tuesday Afternoon Update from Bud Norris
June 23, 2020 | Comments (0) | by Governor X
Braves, err Dodgers, err Cardinals, wait no, apparently Phillies pitcher Bud Norris (aka Nud Borris) loves him some lettuce. It's all he talks about. Ask the Atlanta, LA, or St. Louis beat writers. They'll tell you. Looks like you can ask the Philadelphia beat writers now too. Can someone just sign this guy to a long term deal already? The floor is yours Nud:THANK YOU 8,091 TWEETER PEOPLES!!!!!
