Cubs/Cardinals Gist Forthcoming

The fringe-Southerners at Cardinals Diaspora have asked us to please write a Cards-friendly Gist after this afternoon's game. Their writers are still angry and insulted by having to pay taxes yesterday, and are much too furious to write coherently. We told them that we would oblige, but on the condition that they stop wearing camouflage and clean up their city.

Yeah teabaggin'! Freedom, patriot, white pow- uh, freedom!