Link Bulimia: Blind High Five Edition

Welcome to Link Bulimia, where purging never felt so good. This is your one stop shop for all the stupid, violent, and horrifying links that I stumble across during my weekly laps around the internets. If you happen to find something particularly jarring to where you'll never be able to "un-see" it, please pass it right along to linkbulimia@gmail.com. Enjoy and make sure to wash your hands afterward.

The definition of bad ass: This guy was sent to an island in the middle of the Pacific in 1945 by the Japanese army. Just a few months after he arrived the island was attacked by the Allied forces but he and a few others managed to survive deep in the jungle. They continued to live in the jungle for TWENTY NINE YEARS and never discovered that the war had ended. Finally the he was tracked down in 1974 and everything was explained to him. I'm sure he took that well. (Damn Interesting)

The Miami Heat have only retired the numbers for two players: Michael Jordan and Dan Marino. (Wikipedia)

A man in California was arrested after he tried to sell his 14 year old daughter for $16,000, 100 cases of beer, and some meat. (MSNBC)

The How Tie. You're out of excuses. (Uncrate)

With all his recent success, it's a time we took a trip down memory lane and looked at some of the more entertaining off-screen moments Robert Downey Jr. has given us over the years. (Screen Junkies)

My beloved Old Style hasn't actually been kraeusened since the late 90s. Everything I've ever known has been a lie. Finkle IS Einhorn! (JS Online)

The porn industry is seeking a federal bailout. I think since we've all taken so so much, we could afford to give a little bit back. (CNN)

The McRib Locator.

A Stonehenge at the bottom of Lake Michigan? It's probably just a circle of old Chryslers. (IO9)

The 8 not hottest women of the Australian Open. (Busted Coverage)

Buy your very own artificial virginity hymen replacement! (Gigimo)

Your word of the day: ambigram. (Boing Boing)

The Gateway Grizzlies have always been known for having the best burger in baseball. It's a bacon cheeseburger with a Krispy Kreme donut instead of a bun. They also have, among other things, a soft pretzel that's marinated in Frank’s Red Hot Buffalo Wing Sauce and served with mozzarella cheese melted over the top of it, a deep fried slider, a bacon cheese hot dog with onions and sauerkraut, and a Twinkie dog. Now there's some new competition. (Minor League Dugout)