Link Bulimia

Welcome to Link Bulimia, where purging never felt so good. This is your one stop shop for all the stupid, violent, and horrifying links that I stumble across during my weekly laps around the internets. If you happen to find something particularly jarring to where you'll never be able to "un-see" it, please pass it right along to linkbulimia@gmail.com. Enjoy and make sure to wash your hands afterward.

This is real? What happened to simple toys from when I grew up that would just cut you with sharp rusty edges and poison you with lead? (YouTube)

I'm pretty sure it's only a matter of time before someone takes their iPhone into a sex shop to see if they can get a discount. And that person definitely, probably won't be me. (New York Times)

Roger and Gene talking shit. (YouTube)

Here's Wikipedia's take on unusual deaths. A few of my favorites? The first man killed by a robot. An actor decapitated by a helicopter blade filming The Twilight Zone movie. Man dies after playing Starcraft for 50 straight hours. (Wikipedia)

Nightman doesn't get any creepier than this. "Boy's soul." Say it five times fast. Sounds like "boy's hole" every time. (Night Man)

I don't know, I've heard Mexico is pretty nice this time of year. Except for the green cabs. Don't take the green cabs. (YouTube)

The 10 best beer slogans of all time. And yet somehow this list doesn't include Old Style: A beer you can believe in. (Holy Taco)

What's cooler than cool? ICE COLD! (YouTube)

Planned Parenthood of Indiana is now offering gift certificates. I'm heading to Purdue, my alma mater, this weekend so I hope that doesn't spoil the surprise for my office secret Santa gifts...(PPIN)

I want my energy drink to be able to set fire to an aircraft carrier. (Brawndo)

Sometimes my job gets a little stressful. I think the next time something doesn't go quite like I planned it, I'm just going to go completely apeshit. That seems like the way to go. *may* not be real. (YouTube)

Roger and Gene talking even more shit. (YouTube)