Link Bulimia

Welcome to Link Bulimia, where purging never felt so good. This is your one stop shop for all the stupid, violent, and horrifying links that I stumble across during my weekly laps around the internets. If you happen to find something particularly jarring to where you'll never be able to "un-see" it, please pass it right along to linkbulimia@gmail.com. Enjoy and make sure to wash your hands afterward.

This has been floating around the internet for a few days now but I just couldn't pass up the chance to share a horrifying leg injury. The Deadspin page has video. Terrifying video. (MMAMania) (Deadspin)

This is why everyone hates America: We have pizza vending machines and they do not. (Buzzfeed)

I am not as smart as a British grammar school student. (BBC)

Are you still shopping for that special suicidal friend? Take a pass on the new belt or the white shoelaces and let them try this one on for size! (Best Week Ever)

Dr. Cosmo Kramer: Proctologist (Zwire)

Was that the battering ram he was talking about? (YouTube)

Sweet, sweet memories. It's like watching the 'Saying Goodbye' montage at the Oscars. (Videogum)

Poop transplants. The future is now. (MSNBC)

Our (latest) Governor here in Illinois was arrested this week. His approval ratings have swollen to a balmy 8%. At least our President Elect has avoided any of the fallout. However, if he ran on the LEGO platform instead of stealing from children's hospitals and using his position to leverage wealth and power for his family, he probably could have avoided any serious allegations. Though he'd have to save the instructions which was usually the hardest part. (Chicagoist)

This is the creepiest monkey ever. I'm pretty sure that he's working on an evil plan to capture our president and hold him ransom on the now prison-island of Manhattan. That is, unless Snake can get him back in 24 hours. (Break)

This could be the most disturbing video I've ever seen on the internet. Way worse than 2 girls 1 cup. At least you could tell where that was headed. (YouTube)

Nope, I was wrong. (YouTube)