Since this will be the final Kegger on TMS, I've decided to do something special by bringing back the haikus. I know what you're thinking..."E-Claire! You've done haikus before - this isn't special...This is bullshit!" But the "special" part is that in each haiku, I've included a very subtle farewell message to TMS. Exciting, right? Whatever. Onto the games...
Premium games on tap...

McCoy tried his best
But the comeback came up short
Farewell, TMS
No. 22 Michigan State def. Wisconsin 25-24:
Spartans get the win
With late fourth quarter field goal
So long, TMS
No. 14 Missouri def. Baylor 31-28:
Baylor had a chance
But their QB was picked off
Goodbye, TMS

BYU scored late
To complete their comeback win
Peace out, TMS
Cincinnati def. No. 24 South Florida 24-10:
Cincy's QB Pike
Played wearing a cast and won
Later, TMS
Games that resembled the foam at the end of a keg of Natty Light:

Oklahoma scored
Thirty-five in first quarter
Bye Bye, TMS
No. 5 Florida def. No. 8 Georgia 49-10:
In this football game
Tebow made Georgia his bitch
See ya, TMS
TMS Alma Mater roundup (schools attended by TMS bartenders highlighted in green):

Purdue won this one
With some late game trickery
Michigan is bad
(I know I'm doing the whole subtle goodbye thing, but I had to say something about Michigan. They're not gonna go to a bowl game for the first time in 33 years...And this is their first losing season since the late 60's...Damn.)

UNI gets win
With help from freshman QB
Laterz, TMS
LaGrange College def. Euerka College 63-19:
Eureka gets owned
And no one's really surprised
Toodles, TMS (I'm really reaching here)
Wyoming def. San Diego State 35-10:
State loses again
This is getting ludicrous
Adieu, TMS
North Central College def. Illinois Wesleyan University 30-7:
Seven turnovers
Doomed the Titans to a loss
Ciao to TMS

The Noles had a chance
To win but fumbled the ball
Ta-ta, TMS
Illinois def. Iowa 27-24:
Iowa loses
Due to a late game field goal
Godspeed, TMS
Penn State, UCLA - DNP this week
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