Link Bulimia

Welcome to Link Bulimia, where purging never felt so good. This is your one stop shop for all the stupid, violent, and horrifying links that I stumble across during my weekly laps around the internets. If you happen to find something particularly jarring to where you'll never be able to "un-see" it, please pass it right along to linkbulimia@gmail.com. Enjoy and make sure to wash your hands afterward.

It looks like ol' Rudy thinks the bottom has officially fallen out of the McCain campaign. (JoinRudy2012)

If you thought Over the Top was hardcore (His name is Hawk; He's Fighting for his Son) xArm has taken things to a new level of insanity/stupidity. Could these guys wear any more Under Armour? (Cameltap)

Palin considers herself an intellectual. She also has always wanted a son named Zamboni. You do the math. (AP)

Tired of the run-of-the-mill suckers? Is gum or a Tootsie Roll not a good enough prize at the end of the tunnel? Well you're in luck. Everyone knows I have an unhealthy addiction to bacon so it gives me great pride to introduce the maple and bacon lollipops! (Lollyphile)

Some people build model train sets as a hobby. I play golf as a means to slowly break down whatever shards of confidence I have left in myself. This guy spent the last 17 years building the Lamborghini Countach from Cannonball Run in his basement. (Jalopnik)

If I weren't already voting for him, this would certainly help. Doesn't listen to anything Rick Reilly says? Check (ESPN)

I've had a few people send me this link over the past few days. Australia has great weather, incredible scenery, and I would murder the President if a girl with one of those accents told me to but Jesus they have the biggest, most poisonous EVERYthing there. (NineMSN)

Fantastic shirt. That's all I need to say. (Print Liberation)

Finally, there are few people on Earth more entertaining than Gary Busey. Sure he's been in a few movies but that doesn't compare to just giving him a machete, some peyote, and a Silver Bullet and seeing what unfolds. I beg of you to watch these. (Screen Junkies)