Link Bulimia

Welcome to Link Bulimia, where purging never felt so good. This is your one stop shop for all the stupid, violent, and horrifying links that I stumble across during my weekly laps around the internets. If you happen to find something particularly jarring to where you'll never be able to "un-see" it, please pass it right along to linkbulimia@gmail.com. Enjoy and make sure to wash your hands afterward.

Did you ever want to see Obama with a Katana fight Giuliani dressed as Vega? (Atom)

The hamburger fatty melt does not fuck around. (Fast Food Critic)

I'm not sure how I would have felt had I seen this girl wearing this jersey. Enraged? Horny? Shame? Confused? I don't see how that would be any different than meeting other girls. (Shutdown Corner)

Supposedly this is a legit copy of some notes taken by Sarah Palin on a flight during her mayoral campaign. Do you suppose her notes for the debate were written on the inside cover of her U.S. History textbook? (TNR)

Random Task charged in unsolved gang rape. Who throws a shoe? (Fox News)

Make his head bleed! (NHL94)

At a Sarah Palin rally in LA last Saturday, the California Democratic party rented a digital billboard across the street which displayed questions for the veep candiate sent by text message. I doubt she could answer any of them without mispronouncing 'nuclear'. (Gizmodo)

There is no way this should be labeled a FAIL. It's a win, if it's anything. He cares quite a bit more about his job than I do about mine. (YouTube)

A blast from the past. Badger Badger Badger Badger (Badger)

I could read this site all day. (Sad Guys on Trading Floors)

You're not a true fan if you don't have an authentic endzone in your backyard. (Neiman Marcus)

A guy completes the impossible full swing flip. (Tasty Booze)

Ernie Hudson gives it his stamp of approval. (eBay)

I'm not going to go into detail about this one. Daft wants to tear this guy a new asshole and I'm certainly not going to stand in his way. (The Trib)

Do not make fun of Obama's $3 million overhead projector. (Gizmodo)

When The Rays win, everybody wins. Hooray for Rayhawks! (Deadspin)

Another game to burn the eyes straight out of your head. (The Eyeballing Game)