Link Bulimia

Welcome to Link Bulimia, where purging never felt so good. This is your one stop shop for all the stupid, violent, and horrifying links that I stumble across during my weekly laps around the internets. If you happen to find something particularly jarring to where you'll never be able to "un-see" it, please pass it right along to linkbulimia@gmail.com. Enjoy and make sure to wash your hands afterward.

In honor of the VP debate from last night, here's Gov. Palin in the swimsuit competition for the Miss Alaska pageant in 1984. That one-piece is Hot! (YouTube)

I always used to flip to the back of SI and enjoy reading me a little Rick Reilly. Not anymore. I'm placing a bounty on his head. My offer is the remaining credit on my Dunkin Donuts gift card. It could be $1 or it could be $50 but you're going to have to take Rick out to find out. (ESPN)

Google turned 10 and posted a link to the first index of sites searchable by their engine. You can't find a single result for Sarah Palin. (Google)

No Cutting in Line! (KNBC)

Some photos of Mike Tyson's old mansion. Dig that carpet. I'm pretty sure his sundae bar wouldn't fit anywhere in my apartment. (illicitohio)

Clive Lotah makes David Blaine look like a gigantic pussy. (Best Week Ever)

Greatest. Craiglist. Ad. Ever. (Craigslist)

New Watchmen details. It looks like the runtime is going to be 2:45 which is precisely the total time it took me to read the novel during six trips to the john. (Coming Soon)

Macomb County Commissioner wins hot politician contest. When's the debate?(MOJO in the Morning)

Homer for Obama! (Live Leak)

I'm heading down south for a long hiking trip this weekend so I thought this was only fitting. (YouTube)