Link Bulimia

Welcome to Link Bulimia, where purging never felt so good. This is your one stop shop for all the stupid, violent, and horrifying links that I stumble across during my weekly laps around the internets. If you happen to find something particularly jarring to where you'll never be able to "un-see" it, please pass it right along to linkbulimia@gmail.com. Enjoy and make sure to wash your hands afterwards.

Ortega makes Shawn Johnson's taco pop (YouTube)

Disaster Movie finally scores a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes (Best Week Ever)

Video footage of Sarah Palin's Über-fundamentalist church (Boing Boing)

Sonic recently opened up a few stores in the Chicagoland area. Nummers!(Fast Food Critic)

Rent a USC Song Girl for a "song" (Busted Coverage)

LeBron gets schooled in a game of HORSE (Mansfield News Journal)

The 27th Annual Great American Beer Festival (Beer Town)

I love me some Daily Show talking about the RNC (Boing Boing)

Kim Kardashian is finally working on an album. Move over Metallica! (E!Online)

The Red Bull Flugtag is coming to Chicago tomorrow and I'll be there. Hopefully that Jessica Simpson look-a-like from the commercials will too (Red Bull)

Green screen mystery from McCain's speech at the RNC solved (Daily Kos)

Someone has finally solved all of Chaim's problems (Makool Loves You)

Humble Bob eats 11.5 pounds of chili in ten minutes (Tampa Bay Online)

Acting with James Franco (Funny or Die)