
Kansas City at Atlanta
Two years ago, Tyler Thigpen was mayor of Snowshit, NE. Today he's the starting QB for the Chiefs! Yay!
Pick: Falcons 9 Chiefs 3
Oakland at Buffalo
Whats the difference between Al Davis and a pitbull? Lipstick. (what?)
Pick: Bills 27 Raiders 6
Cincinatti at NY Giants
I would totally leave the First Dude for Eli.
Pick: Giants 73 Bengals 0
Miami at New England
If I lived in Miami, I wouldn't need that tanning bed.
Pick: Pats 24 Dolphins 7
Houston at Tennessee
You can actually see Tennessee from Alaska.
Pick: Titans 19 Texans 8

Kyle Orton knocked up Bristol.
Pick: Bucs 20 Bears 17
Arizona at Washington
Redskins? I'm not playing the race-card.
Pick: Cardinals 27 Noble Native Americans 18
Carolina at Minnesota
They have snowmobile races in Minnesota.
Pick: Panthers 21 Vikings 20
New Orleans at Denver
Shanahan's call to go for two was gutsier than picking an incompetent no-name like me for vice-President.
Pick: Broncos 31 Saints 21
Detroit at San Francisco
Detroit continues to say thanks but no thanks to winning.
Pick: 49ers 29 Lions 15
St. Louis at Seattle
Being a small town mayor is kind of like being the Rams quarterback, except you have actual responsibilities...
Pick: Seahags 35 Rams 7

*Governor Palin has refused to pick this game calling it a partisan witch hunt. Therefore, I will pick it on her behalf...
Pick: Eagles 28 Steelers 17
Cleveland at Baltimore
Pick this game? In what respect Charlie?
Pick: Orioles 12 Cavs 10
Jacksonville at Indianapolis
Peyton Manning is a douche.
Pick: Colts 14 Jags 9
Dallas at Green Bay
Oh no! My teleprompter just broke. I'll just ad-lib. Uhh...uhhh...Mooseburgers!
Pick: Packers 34 Cowboys 31
NY Jets at San Diego
The name Ladanian is almost weird enough for one of my kids!
Pick: Chargers 41 Jets 17
Thank you Governor. That was awful.

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