Product Watch: The New 'INTANGIBLES' Line Of Video Equipment

Straight cheatin', homey.

Randy Moss was the best free agent on the market this year.

Randy Moss could have received mad money from just about any team that came calling.

Randy Moss decided to return to a Patriots team that will be significantly worse than they were last year.

From ESPN:

Randy Moss' return to the New England Patriots was no sure thing, made evident by the fact the Philadelphia Eagles somehow slipped into the negotiating picture during the past weekend.

But Tim DiPiero, Moss' agent, said in The Boston Globe there were "certain intangibles" that pushed matters in the Patriots' favor.

Intangibles = Knowing what coverage the defense is playing because you taped their last 15 games.