Before I do that, however, I'd like to take a minute and share a dream of mine with you. Like every kid growing up I spent my time in the driveway with my hoop practicing last minute shots and at the park down the street walking off homeruns. Everyone wants to be the hero, but I think it would be nearly as fun to be a bullpen catcher. Sure your jersey may not be the one every kid wants for Christmas but you're not being critiqued and second-guessed every night by an army of journalists and terrible announcers for every move you make and don't make. Your day basically consists of heading to the ballpark and hanging out in the bullpen shooting the shit with starts and hall of famers while making sure if someone needs to warm up that you've got their back. All this and more for the paltry league minimum of several hundred thousand dollars. And hey, if you land on a winning club you get to pocket a ring for your troubles.
Why am I telling you this? Because I'm going to take a look away from the field and towards the bench to compare everyone's favorite clipboard jokeys: Jim Sorgi and Matt Cassel.


Who would you rather switch solid gold cleats with? Do you think there's a chance they might actually be talking to each other during the game this weekend?
Matt: Hey, can you see the girl about 20 rows up from the chain gang holding the cardboard D CAF sign?
Jim: Uh...yeah I see her. Nice. Man, I wish I didn't have to stand here pretending to warm up while the kid filling up the Gatorade cups asks me to smuggle him a game ball.
Matt: Oh, I KNOW!
Jim: Did you see I got to play last week?
Matt: You too? Did you score?
Jim: Nah...but I did throw a pass that someone caught.
Matt: Wow, Tom gets mad when I throw near the end zone but last week they did let me run with the ball...and I made it in for the touchdown!
Jim: Crap, I have to go. Freeney needs to sit down.
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