Texans Fans: Shut The F**k Up

First of all, I have a bone to pick with you for winning your game on Sunday. You ruined my prediction at an 0-16 season for you. I will hate you forever.

And secondly, I've had to listen to you all complain for over a year now because of the Mario Williams/Reggie Bush draft debacle.

Well guess what Texans fans? Check your stats. After week one of the NFL season, Mario Williams has more touchdowns than Reggie Bush.

You have nothing else to complain about. So shut the f**k up.

Thank you.