Who Is This Jock Jones Guy and Why Is He Still in My Starting Lineup?

I just don't understand, and my natural instinct is to fear and distrust those things that are outside of my comprehension.

Let the record show that last year Jock did get a bum rap from the fans. Let the record also go on to demonstrate that this year he has proven himself to be thoroughly incompetent to the point where he just appears foolish out there.

Has anyone seen him throw a baseball? It's a comical bordering on absurd. And to point, has anyone ever seen him hit a ball? I for one, have not.

Jock Jones, you sir are quickly becoming the LaTroy Hawkins of position players. Congratulations on that. I think the inscription on that plaque you are holding actually reads 'Congratulations on becoming the LaTroy Hawkins of position players Jock! Your consistent and undeniable sucking is an inspiration to us all.'