Welcome our Newest Bartender.

Thunder Matt's Saloon is happy to announce the addition of a new member to our staff, Martin Gramatica. When he's not busy kicking for America's Team, or joining his brothers in a long-standing feud with Todd Sauerbrun, Martin can be found here, most likely down on the last barstool, taking naps and running our Coors Light tap dry.

To get to know Martin a little better, here's his TMS profile that will be added to our Meet the Saloon Staff page.


MARTIN GRAMATICA

Real Name: Cody

Where are you from? 3rd Level of Purgatory

Where are you now? Tyler Durden's Basement

Favorite Baseball Team: Minnesota Twins

Favorite Current Player(s): Joe Mauer

Favorite All-Time Player(s): Kirby Puckett (RIP)

First MLB game you attended: Don Larsen's no-hitter in the World Series.

Any memorable encounters with MLB players? Got in a knife fight w/Von Hayes & I spent a season as a correspondent tracking the ever elusive Pedro Guerrero.

Which player(s) would you love to sit and have a beer with? Barry Zito and Rob Deer...at the same time.

Which player(s) would you like to punch in the face? Bonds and any member of the Yankees

Which player(s) would you like to punch you in the face? Huh????

What's better for baseball, the moustache or the big-league mullet? The moustache. It comes in oh so many shapes and forms....

What 80's hair metal band do you most relate to? Quiet Riot

What's your favorite beer? O'Doul's

What's the capital of Bolivia? Washington DC

What's the most valuable baseball card you own? '85 Topps Whitey Herzog

If your daily life had game commentary, who would you want as your play-by-play and color guy? Summerall and Madden.

What would you rather see, Kyle Farnsworth in a barfight, a cockfight, or a hobo fight? I'd rather see Kyle Farnsworth's feet tied to a cement pole and see his hands tied to the back of an 18 Wheeler and then set that bad boy in motion.